wecouldbe inventory

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KEEPING

Axe: A one-handed axe. Watch where you swing it!
Instavine: A vial filled with strange purple fluid. When smashed, a few strands of purple vines grow out on whatever surface the liquid lands on.
100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container--they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven?
Towel: Fluffy and warm and dries like nobody's business. Always know where it is.
The Good Stuff: A classy looking bottle with a faded label. It's green. Smells very alcoholic.
Ninja Action Figures: A number of small action figures of color-coded ninja! All of them are slightly melted, though it looks like it happened a long time ago.
Parkour 101: A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.

UP FOR TRADE

Hat Trick: A snazzy purple tophat.
Scroll: An all-in-one electronic device. Text, phone, video chat, and picture taking.
Frog: Hey, it looks like your brother remembered to feed them!
Magic 8-Ball: Tell your fortune, as vaguely as possible.
Easy Bake Oven: It's Kenner! It's fun!
Sopor Slime Pie: This. This looks radioactive. Who would ever actually eat this. If you do, you're gonna be doing nothing much for a few hours.
Torgue Poster: A poster featuring whoever this is.
Memorabilia Shirt: "I survived Wonderland and all I got was this lousy shirt."
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Bath Robe: IT'S SO FLUFFY.

GONE

Hard-Boiled Egg: The perfect snack to eat on the go when investigating a crime scene. (eaten)
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs: With marshmallow bits! Part of this complete breakfast? (traded to Gwen)